The next person, man or woman, who refers to anyone as a "douche bag," a "douche," or the latest, a "douche nozzle" in my presence is asking for a Summer's Eve right in the kisser.
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"I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!" - John Waters
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3 comments:
But what if I'm referring to Sarah Palin?
In her case I believe the proper nomenclature is Crazy Christian Cunt.
Is "Period Head" ok?
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