Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Rinse This.

The next person, man or woman, who refers to anyone as a "douche bag," a "douche," or the latest, a "douche nozzle" in my presence is asking for a Summer's Eve right in the kisser.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Vagina + Diasaster = Vagaster

Vagaster [va-jas-ter, -jah-ster]
1.1. A dumb and/or evil bitch, esp. one appearing suddenly, bringing shame upon the vagina, and causing great loss of life, damage, or hardship, as a flood, airplane crash, or vice presidency.

2. A female who in deed, belief system, outfit, or hairdo brings disgrace and/or grave misfortune upon the vagina.

[origin: 2008, Brielle]

Synonym: Sarah Palin.

Antonym: The Vag-tastic Michelle Obama.