This is what it has come to, Life?

Downloading Billy Squier's 1982 hit, "Everybody Wants You"?

PS.  Lucia Pamela is a spelling nazi (not related to tori).

Marry This.

Hey, You Polyfucking Hypocrites!

I got your Latter Day Saint, RIGHT HERE:

Prop 8.

Don't even fucking get me started.

All Palin'd Up

Palin Sees Incest as Absolutely Less Than Ideal

Rinse This.

The next person, man or woman, who refers to anyone as a "douche bag," a "douche," or the latest, a "douche nozzle" in my presence is asking for a Summer's Eve right in the kisser.

Vagina + Diasaster = Vagaster

Vagaster /dɪˈzæstər, -ˈzɑstər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[va-jas-ter, -jah-ster]
–noun

1.

1. A dumb and/or evil bitch, esp. one appearing suddenly, bringing shame upon the vagina, and causing great loss of life, damage, or hardship, as a flood, airplane crash, or vice presidency. 2. A female who in deed, belief system, outfit, or hairdo brings disgrace and/or grave misfortune upon the vagina. [origin: 2008, Brielle] Synonym: Sarah Palin. Antonym: The Vag-tastic Michelle Obama.