Prop 8.

Don't even fucking get me started.

All Palin'd Up

Palin Sees Incest as Absolutely Less Than Ideal

Rinse This.

The next person, man or woman, who refers to anyone as a "douche bag," a "douche," or the latest, a "douche nozzle" in my presence is asking for a Summer's Eve right in the kisser.

Vagina + Diasaster = Vagaster

Vagaster /dɪˈzæstər, -ˈzɑstər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[va-jas-ter, -jah-ster]
–noun

1.

1. A dumb and/or evil bitch, esp. one appearing suddenly, bringing shame upon the vagina, and causing great loss of life, damage, or hardship, as a flood, airplane crash, or vice presidency. 2. A female who in deed, belief system, outfit, or hairdo brings disgrace and/or grave misfortune upon the vagina. [origin: 2008, Brielle] Synonym: Sarah Palin. Antonym: The Vag-tastic Michelle Obama.

Eyes rolling into the back of my head with Belligerence.

I swear to GaGaGad that if i ever come by/choose a boyfriend/husband/partner, i will not exhibit an unearned entitlement when it comes to social events/seating arrangements.  Getting some not-worth-it deep dick action or some ti-red p***  does not make a person more deserving of respect or social niceties.  In fact, single people need to get more props for resisting the call of transient validation.  I'm not saying coupling is an offensive thing, especially when your Love Partnering makes this world a better place, but The Power of Two should be used for good, not bad.  

verboten.

• Owls perpetrating as Fashion.  Stop.
• Unicorn/Waterfall/White Tiger fantasy kitsch
• Faded, played out Om, Star, Rainbow tats
• Unflattering Gladiator sandals that make you look like stump leggy fever
• Mariah Hating.    She's a lyrical genius.