tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post2395445440507361650..comments2023-10-20T05:13:02.272-07:00Comments on All Bitched Up.: Pet ThisLucia Pamelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02315878948243911440noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post-14979996067492884832010-01-10T19:52:17.548-08:002010-01-10T19:52:17.548-08:00I am a great dog lover and can't stand to hear...I am a great dog lover and can't stand to hear a dog bark. None of the many dogs that I have had over the years every barked like you describe. Here is a link to a product that looks like a bird house that helps stop dogs from barking. It might help without causing any fatalities. <br />http://www.discount-pet-superstore.com/bark_control_collars/outdoor_bark_control.htmJameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03228845975270427042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post-62789490964118494482009-05-14T16:54:00.000-07:002009-05-14T16:54:00.000-07:00I've thought a lot about this and I've come to bel...I've thought a lot about this and I've come to believe there is only one way to solve your problem. I suggest you follow these steps:<br /><br />1. Go to your doctor. Tell him/her that you're having trouble sleeping. Nod when he/she suggests a prescription for some very strong sleeping pills.<br />2. Fill above prescription.<br />3. Go to the grocery store. Buy package of hot dogs. Be sure to get the cheapest ones there.<br />4. Go home. Open prescription pill bottle. Open hotdog package.<br />5. Remove a couple of hot dogs. Cut them into 3 sections each.<br />6. Insert 2 sleeping pills per hot dog section.<br />7. Wait until late in the evening, when your courtyard neighbors are likely to be asleep, then step out onto your balcony with dosed hot dogs.<br />8. Gently let them fall from your hands...oops!...to the ground below.<br />9. Go to bed knowing you've given these little pets the quiet, peaceful exit they so deserve. Anything is better than living in that stench and facing the abuse she surely doles out...<br /><br />...as I doubt it's safe to assume she stops at using them only for emotional fulfillment...Jessica B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10775965452821821870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post-58335907824239214232009-05-13T12:37:00.000-07:002009-05-13T12:37:00.000-07:00I still need to buy a dog whistle to shut those do...I still need to buy a dog whistle to shut those dogs up. And of course my luck, she'll end up being able to hear it too.Bookie!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post-6907645976820752912009-05-13T12:16:00.000-07:002009-05-13T12:16:00.000-07:00Silent film siren Marie Prevost died in her apartm...Silent film siren Marie Prevost died in her apartment of acute alcoholism. When they found her 2 days later, her dachshund Maxie had already started eating her legs.Lucia Pamelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315878948243911440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5300393302716411293.post-8644316550376643982009-05-13T10:52:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:52:00.000-07:00Totally. Didn't even apologise? Niice...
What a st...Totally. Didn't even apologise? Niice...<br />What a stupid cow. Ugh I hate people like thatLudovicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03800765143080326592noreply@blogger.com